What would fulfil your synth-desire today?
One question, a few doors. Take what serves you and go.
Come in, come in — and mind the velvet rope.
You needn't buy a thing. You needn't stay.
I'll ask one question (small, and soft as soap),
then nudge you toward the likeliest doorway
and wave you, blessed, away.
To make, to play, to vanish for a while,
to switch the screen off, or to browse the aisle,
to learn the very bones of how it's built —
step through whichever's true. There's no door of guilt.
In plainer terms
One question, then a door. Answer for today — not for who you usually are. The right door changes with your mood, and that's allowed.
- To make something a sound, a song — or a browse
- To play for yourself, or for other people
- To just be present settle in, or ease back after time away
- To disconnect from screens, from chaos, or from rules
- To gather and look the collection you have, or the next one
- To understand the ideas behind it, or the machine in your hands

An experimental, playful little tool to help you work out what you actually want from a synth right now — and pick one good direction for the session in front of you. It isn't a personality test or buying advice. Just one question, a few doors, and a nudge back to making music, bloops, or just wallowing in your love of synth-like things. Be well.
An experiment from One Volt Per Octave. Nothing here is saved unless you ask it to be.